barbitches-archive.com: Etiquette Advice for Bars and Hook-Ups

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The BarBitches pick up where Ann Landers and Emily Post left off, providing modern-day etiquette lessons for bars and other social venues. If you're not sure how to appropriately interact with others--people you want to talk to, people you want to sleep with, and people you want to get the hell away from--or if you're just sick of seeing bad behavior when you go out, you've found your new bible.
The BarBitches dream of a world where everyone knows how to properly order a drink, signal interest to an attractive stranger, figure out when and when not to make a move, politely signal non-interest, and properly conduct a hook-up from start to finish. And we're doing our best to make it happen. Spread the word!

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YOU need to email the BarBitches for advice STAT! We know many of you are out there misbehaving; we see it all the time. Admit that you have a problem and ask for help.